> > > > A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
> > > >
> > > > when behind him he hears:
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> > > >
> > > > Bump...
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> > > >
> > > > BUMP...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BUMP..
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> > > >
> > > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out
> > the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of
> > the street toward him.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BUMP...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BUMP...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BUMP...
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> > > > Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
> > bouncing quickly behind him
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > FASTER...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > FASTER...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BUMP...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BUMP...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BUMP...
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> > > >
>>>>>FASTER...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >FASTER...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >FASTER...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
> > > > rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
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> > > >
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > > However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
> > > > the casket clapping
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> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > clappity-BUMP...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > clappity-BUMP...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > clappity-BUMP...
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > on his heels, the terrified man runs.
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> > > >
> > > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
> > > > heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
> > > > sobbing gasps.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Bumping and clapping toward him.
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
> > > >can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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> > > >
> > > > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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> > > >
> > > > and,
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> > > >
> > > > (hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
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> > > >
> > > > The coffin stops .
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